|—||Betsey Johnson (via fuckinq)|
Girls do not dress for boys. They dress for themselves, and of course, for each other. If girls dressed for boys they’d just walk around naked all the time.
that’s it that’s the whole argument.
That’s literally the best way i’ve ever seen to describe it.
What I want is to be needed. What I need is to be indispensable to somebody. Who I need is somebody that will eat up all my free time, my ego, my attention. Somebody addicted to me. A mutual addiction.
|—||Chuck Palahniuk (via psych-facts)|
Education is the best contraception. Educated people don’t have a lot of kids.
|—||Bill Maher, “Real Time With Bill Maher” (March 14, 2014)|
You can’t get too much done in life if you only work on the days when you feel good.
|—||NBA great Jerry West, as quoted in John C. Maxwell’s “Leadership 101”|
You need to treat trust as your most precious asset. You may fool your boss but you can never fool your colleagues or subordinates.
|—||PepsiCo chairman and CEO Craig Weatherup, as quoted in John C. Maxwell’s “Leadership 101”|
But the only way I’d fall is if I jumped. That’s why you’re afraid to come over here. Because a tiny part of you wants to jump. Because it would be so easy. But, I don’t want to jump. So, I’m not afraid. I would never do that. I’m having too good of a time.
|—||Parker Posey (via ruiningtherecord)|
My focus has always been on becoming a better me, not a second-rate somebody else.
|—||Rashard Mendenhall (http://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/4931316)|
I don’t think you should ever say anything that you’re going to have to apologize for later. If the heat gets hot, just let them get mad. How did somebody make you apologize? Did they literally hit you on your body? Let them be upset. It’s not the worst thing in the world. It doesn’t mean you’re going to be a pauper. It’s a desperate thing to need everybody to be really happy with everything you say. To me the way to manage is not to have 50 versions of yourself — I do this thing, and the next time you’re going to hear me is the next time I do another one. As soon as you crack your knuckles and open up a comments page, you just canceled your subscription to being a good person.
Read the whole thing here http://www.nytimes.com/2013/04/07/arts/for-louis-c-k-the-jokes-on-him.html?pagewanted=all&_r=1&(via louiequotes)
Fantasy football lets us be what we really are — just a bunch of australopithecines going at each other with a deer femur.